Provided by Charlie Sheen archives!
Today, I was taken aback when I spied a curious entry on my profile at FACEBOOK.
For some inexplicable reason, there was a post - which I never published personally - which referred to myself as a sex addict.
Nothing could be further from the truth!
Sure, I pine for wet sloppy kisses, but with a steady - and not down a back-alley - somewhere!
Obviously - some Trojan intruder (how sexual can you get?) crept in a back door at FACEBOOK (!) - and posted the offending label without my knowledge or permission.
I know I am sexy, sensual - and popular - but this one takes the cake.
Keep an eye-out on your own profile to ensure false, misleading, or erroneous information doesn't pop up on your homepage unexpectedly, too!
I prefer romance to promiscuous sex!