Sunday, May 1, 2011

President Barack Obama...confirms Osama Bin Laden killed in Military maneuver! Shot in head! U.S. in possession of body!





 







President Barack Obama confirmed in a hastily-thrown together press conference just moments ago at the White House that terrorist Osama Bin Laden is dead!

In a solemn deliberate tone, the President reported that the al-Qaeda leader was ambushed at a secluded high-security compound - and shot in the head - and that the U.S. Military is in possession of the body.

Army Seals participated in the JSOC stealth attack - which only lasted about forty minutes - according to top level official sources at the White House.

Apparently, as all the pomp and circumstance was unfolding on Friday (April 30th) at Prince William's highly-publicized Royal Wedding in England, the President gave an official order for special forces to surge forward and attempt to either capture or kill the terrorist leader once his hide-out was determined outside of the Pakistan Capitol.

Senior Officials report that one of Osama Bin Laden's sons was also killed in the surprise ambush.

In response to the news, revellers started gathering in front of the White House in Washington, to celebrate the news of the terrorist's death.

New Yorkers are now decedending on "Ground Zero" in the heart of the city to chant their approval!

'USA! USA! USA!"

Miracuously, no civilians were injured during the course of the shake-down in Pakistan just hours ago.

"Who ever thought there would be a celebration here," many marvelled in wonder to a swarm of frenzied media now gathering at the memorial.

In a heartfelt emotional communication to one news outlet, a U.S. Citizen who lost loved ones in the 911 terrorist attack, noted that tears of joy overwhelmed her upon hearing the news.

"It feels so strange to feel this way about a death," she confessed awkwardly, in so many words.

Meanwhile, around the country, U.S. residents are not only reacting emotionally, but spreading the "good" news!

Stay posted for updates!

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Post: 05/01/2011

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