Saturday, May 21, 2011

Prince William & Kate Middleton...honeymooned in Seychelles island paradise! Royals took press by surprise!

All the eyes of the world weren't on the island paradise of Seychelles over the past ten days.


Had they been, keen-eyed amateur sleuths may have stumbled on some curious goings-on in the tiny remote resort ripe for a telephoto lens or two and the supermarket tabloids.

For good reason!

The locale was the exotic setting where a sly Royal couple honeymooned, after all!

Prince William and Kate Middleton managed to slip the noose - and with the help of the Coast Guard - relax in the tropical paradise known for its breathtaking beauty.

God's country, alright!

"They left happy and clearly content with their stay," beamed an Official in charge of the Seychelles Tourist Board who witnessed the famous lovebirds departure on Friday.

Meanwhile, back at home in Jolly Old England, St. Jame's Palace confirmed that Wills & Kate had returned to Britain after some much-needed sun, sand and surf.

"Prince William and Kate Middleton thoroughly enjoyed their time together and they are grateful to the Seychelles Government for their assistance in making the honeymoon such a memorable and special ten days," a spokesperson announced in a brief statement to the press a short while ago.

"The people of Seychelles are truly honored that Prince William and his wife chose to return to Seychelles for this special holiday and we are proud to have been able to offer them a peaceful and private getaway," another chirped.

Seychelles is situated among a string of 115 islands in the Indian Ocean about 1,000 miles off the east coast of Kenya.

"We hope their stay was everything they had hoped for and we look forward to welcoming them back to our shores again in the future," the spokesperson chirped.

On the last day of their holiday the royal couple invited the coast guard ashore to personally thank them for their efforts in securing their privacy during the course of their stay.


Celebrated snoops missed the scoop of the century!